Judgement day came…….. N all of us sinners were sentenced to burn in hell. Wah!!! let me tell you, that wasnt going to happen. i know i know i know, u think am jokin. .It happen that The Man Down stairs had not yet started the fire for the whole humanBBQ. God had started his judgement and it got to a point where He could not wait anymore and He decided to SMS the man down stais. “Aye! sup dude??? blaze it” he replied, ” relax mtu nguyaz, kuna kanoma kiasi” aaii! The man upstairs was so worried but either way opted to wait.All over a sudden the man upstairs got a buzz from the ‘dude’; actually not a message you would so consider private but a PCM (please call me).. The man has credit so he called the dude. Keeping the truth away from The man was the worst thing that could happen so he just had to say it as it is.
THE MAN; ni how??
THE DUDE; mzeiya, itabidi tu ukam sasa.
THE MAN; unadai aje?
THE DUDE; unaona hawa mahomo uliniletea, hawaniruhusu niiname niwashe moto. Nikijaribu kuinama hawa majamaa wanataka kunifungua nyuma..,.
that aint funny!!!!!
pearlbling
January 23, 2012 at 12:35 pm
am a nigerian and kinda like dis site.but dnt get to understand sum cos they are basically written in kenyan language…so unbehalf of my self and sum oda nigerians that are also fans of this site..do well to interprete