Attempt any question you deem fit……
1. A normal person X wants to become a politician. What would you deduct from him to make him one?
a) Common Sense
b) Honesty
c) Brains
d) All the above
2. A man voluntarily flies to the Hague and back on a commercial jet in a total of five hours. Assuming the distance to Hague is 10,000 Km, how long will he take to come back if he goes there in handcuffs?
3. Mr. Wetangula bought a piece of land for 1.1 billion which is 200% higher than the cost price. How much will the transaction cost him?
a) His reputation
b) His job
c) His Salary
d) All the above
4. The city council charges Ksh.140 to park a car in Nairobi and clamp it if the owner doesn’t pay and charge him an additional Ksh.1500. If a VITZ owner doesn’t pay parking, how much will the owner pay in total if the car is clamped?
a) A Vitz is not a car
b) Ksh.20: The equivalent of children park-entry fees.
c) They can’t clamp the wheel of a Vitz. It’s too small.
d) He won’t pay. He’d rather buy a new Vitz. It’s cheaper.
5. Using a pair of Compasses and a ruler, calculate the safest distance a person next to Raila should stand to avoid being hit by his head when he is speaking.
6. A ministry is allocated 5 billion shillings. Which of these politicians will embezzle the funds the fastest?
a) Geoffrey Majiwa
b) Moses Wetangula
c) Charity Ngilu
d) William Ruto
7. An average person reads a speech in One hour, Thirty five minutes. How long will it take Kibaki to read the same speech?
a) Hakuuuuuuna Haaaja.
