- The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you.
We have some Kikuyus up here in heaven that are causing problems.
They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are
wearing Savco jeans instead of their white robes, they’re riding pick
up trucks instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to
people for discount prices. furthermore, they refuse to keep the
stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway
hawking their wings!The Lord said, ‘Kikuyus are Kikuyus. Heaven is home to all my
children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.’
The Devil answered the phone, ‘Hello? hold on a minute.’ The Devil
returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’ Gabriel
replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having
down there.’ The Devil said, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on
something.’ After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and
said, ‘I’m back.Now what was the question?’ Gabriel said, ‘What kind
of problems are you having down there?’ The Devil said, ‘Man I don’t
believe this…….Hold on.’This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,
‘I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. Those Kikuyus have put out
the fire and are selling me a match box if I want to put the fire up
again
Tracy Mqt
December 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Big ups kikuyus,am liking this.
rodgers jamal
January 12, 2012 at 5:10 am
OMG… this so intresting..big up all kikuyus!
Whitney
January 18, 2012 at 1:32 pm
KHAI! ! Ya’al like being on our cse!
Buh Biashara iendelee <3<3 pRoUDly kikuyu
jawbreaker88
January 18, 2012 at 1:54 pm
ni mbeca turetha