DEAR CUSTOMER
Equity bank has now improved its state of the art ATMs that are programmed in Kikuyu!
The Kamba version is coming soon the delay is due to the complicated KAMBA ALPHABET!
The ATMs have rejected the Luo and Luhya version therefore an expert has to be brought in from UK to solve the problem.
The Kikuyu service goes like this ” Urenda mbeca cigana “, options are -Kamfifty? -Igana? -Kiamatano? -Ngiri? ona kana -mbao? Ino ni fengi yaathini, tiga thooooni…….thura tu!
If you put the wrong code, you get this message, -Tiga wana, ni ngumeria kadi yaku.
If you key in more money than you have, – i kai mundu uyu urenda atia, tiga uichi, andika mbeca iria ui winacio
When it asks you to key in your pin number – theca namba cia mbini wakorwo niuraciririkana. Akorwo ni atm kadi ya mundu uiyite na riu ni kungesi namba, io kadi nongumeria!!
When you have no funds. -uumuthi eitha ukuinuka maguru kana umenye kuria ukuiya mbeca. Wiriga kuiga mbeca ri?? nikii? kai utari thoni? Inuka!
When you just want to know the balance. -balansi yaku ni fifty, urutite nginya depositi na riu no thitima na maratathi ma Equity urahuthira, kwananga! CONOKA MUNO!!
When you have withdrawn some cash & you do not require a receipt. -oooo kumbe niwamenya ndunatigia ona dururu!!!! ha ha ha!!!!!!
GO FOR IT………..THE MOST USER FRIENDLY BANK
Kind regards,
James Mwangi
CEO EQUITY BANK
